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10-08-2009, 06:30 AM
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Chimichanga. Chimichanga.
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Favorite Simpsons Quotes
What are your favorite Simpsons quotes, this is always good for a laugh!
Keep throwing them up as you remember them!
Some of mine
Bart: "Dad you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"
And one of my personal favs
Bart: "Youre gay for Moleman!"
Lisa: "No youre gay for Moleman!"
Moleman: "No ones gay for Moleman"
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10-08-2009, 10:29 AM
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Senior Member
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Eat my shorts?
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10-08-2009, 12:28 PM
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Marge: Homer, I have someone here who can help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: How come things that happen to stupid people happen to me?!
Homer: I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?
Insurance Agent: Now you said you were coming home from a place called "Moe's", what kind of place is that?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. Oh, but what else is open that late.
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh.
Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do. *gibberish*
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10-08-2009, 06:44 PM
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Actually there is one.
Mr Burns:I'm home.
*laughter track plays*
Smithers:Yes.
*laughter track plays*
That was spot on.
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10-08-2009, 06:54 PM
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Three hundred dollery-doos!?!
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10-08-2009, 10:25 PM
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The Blue Super Mod
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D'oh! is my favorite quotes lol
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10-08-2009, 11:09 PM
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Abe: Homer, What are you doing?
Homer: Risking my life to save people I hate, for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!
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10-08-2009, 11:59 PM
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Homer Simpson: Devoted father of two.
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10-09-2009, 12:05 AM
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Bart: jabby, jabby, jab jab jab
EPA Agent: Hey jab one more eye and it's a federal crime!
President Arnold: I was elected to lead, not to read!
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10-09-2009, 12:42 AM
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Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
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