WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (PR/Sentai edition)

[Trooper Clerk]

Bra and Panties Match: Jasmine vs. Z

*Camera looks outside Staples Center*

Cole: Welcome back to Smackdown! here at Los Angeles, at the Staples Center, where Wrestlemania 21 took place.

Tazz: Here, 2 champions were crowned a year ago. John Cena beat JBL for the WWE Title, and Batista beat Triple H for the WHC Title.

Cole: And don't forget Undertaker's win, 13-0. Now it's 14-0. The Undertaker is invincible at Wrestlemania, doesnt matter if they're big or small. The Phenom will always prevail.

*Camera goes back inside the Center.*

Tony: The following contest is a Bra and Panties match. Now the only way to win is if you stripped your opponent's clothing, leaving the Bra and panties, then she can pin the opponent or by submission.

*Z's entrance music plays*

Tony: On the way to the ring, from New Tech City, Elizabeth "Z" Delgado!

Cole: Wow Tazz, I think you're right about her. She is hot, but I'm a gentleman, so I'm way out of her league.

Tazz: Me too Cole!

Mean Gene: Me? I'm a thousands miles out of her league.

*Cole and Tazz laughs*

Cole: Oh that was a good one Gene.

Tazz: Uh huh. Smackdown! is sponsored by See No Evil starring the Big Red Monster himself, Kane. In theaters May 19. and Quizno's mmmmmm....toasty.

Cole: I gotta say, this woman kinda reminds me of Melina

Tazz: Hey, leave Melina out of it Cole. She's my woman.

*Jasmine's entrance music plays*

Tony: And the opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, Marika "Jasmine" Reimon.

Cole: Oh my! Now that is a goddess right there.

Tazz: You're into Asian women aren't you? Well I'm into American women, is that a problem?

(Continues next time.)