Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Urataros]

So basically, the topic creator, which is me in this case, will post a question that is absolutely dumb, contradicting, obvious or however you may want to put it.
Then, the next person who posts will reply with an answer that is redundant or has no logic behind it, following it up with a dumb question of their own.
From there on out, it just keeps going like that

Example:

Poster 1: What is this I don't even
Poster 2: No idea with you.
How come dear reader is alive right now?

But all rules apply. So nothing offensive, respect each other, et cetera.

Righto. I'll start.

Why are pickles ticklish?

[The Grand Kage]

Because they are pickles lol

Why is Obama, President?

[KL57]

Because he's black(You can't say i'm racsit i'm black to).Why is it that my ice cream sundae has a pickle piper pecking peping pastromy peep in it?

[RedbirdRanger]

Because you had a pervert serve your ice cream to you.

Why is Te-Blow still in the closet?

[KL57]

Because hes trying to eat by himself.How come my pants can camo type without bleach?

[TokuFan]

Because the salesman put Richard's special sauce in it. Richard came in and said "NOOOOO!"

Why is Sosuke in Go-Onger when they could have had Yosuke in Stay-Onger?

[Optimus Primal]

Because they ran out of soy sauce. That or sake.

Can E! Entertainment Television come up with any show which does not threaten to squash brain cells just from watching the commercials?

[TokuFan]

Yes,the fishing hour with old farmer Albert McGiles.

Why don't all of the toku fans in the world get together and try and make a henshin device that actually works?

[KL57]

Because if they do, some might trample the device and eat it.When shoud I take the pet cheeto out for dinner?

[Optimus Primal]

For dinner or as dinner?

What can't the Power Rangers defeat?