The Three Word Game

[Raz]

The rules are simple, add three words to the story. Reread it later on, it is so funny.

Once long ago,...

[Null]

There was Midgets!

[golden_phantom_ranger]

attacking the prostitutes

[Raz]

with obese cats

[Null]

That puked alot.

[SteelSpaceRanger]

and Smoked Dope.

[tsda]

Until something happened.

[DaiRed]

The Dark Knight

[tsda]

...started to sing...

[DaiRed]

his theme song

[Stian_Rulez]

and he lol'd

[RPM Green]

too hard until

[BRIDGEtte]

he couldn't breathe

[Raz]

While eating gophers,

[BRIDGEtte]

he saw one

[ThisSpaceForRent]

poking his grandmother

[SteelSpaceRanger]

He used HADOUKEN

[DaiRed]

Which is a

[BRIDGEtte]

power he acquired

[Null]

By eating bacon.

[BRIDGEtte]

He powered up

[DaiRed]

to Super Saiyan

[Null]

Before finally crying

[BRIDGEtte]

and called his

[Null]

Big purple monkey.

[Gone]

Then he flew

[Null]

Into chocolate pudding.

[Gone]

but suddenly he

[Null]

Two flying pigs.

[DaiRed]

run him over

[Gone]

Then Darth Vader

[DaiRed]

with his lightsaber

[DTGR]

starts poking him

[golden_phantom_ranger]

in the kidneys

[BRIDGEtte]

He laughed his

[Ao Ultimate]

face off which

[BRIDGEtte]

made Darth Vader

[Raz]

smoke a joint

[Null]

that was candy.

[DTGR]

He liked it

[SteelSpaceRanger]

he got high

[DTGR]

and ran off

[DaiRed]

to his momma

[Ao Ultimate]

who rejected him.

[DaiRed]

kicked him out

[DTGR]

He started crying

[DaiRed]

his eyes out

[golden_phantom_ranger]

while yelling at

[DaiRed]

many school children

[Null]

that passed by.

[DTGR]

They all screamed

[BRIDGEtte]

and ran for

[DTGR]

cover somewhere nearby

[tsda]

but then something

[BRIDGEtte]

tickled them to

[Null]

Fart to death.

[tsda]

It was a(n)...

[Null]

very smelly day.

[Iron Ranger]

The Power Rangers...

[Null]

in mini skirts

[DTGR]

dance around strangely

[Null]

singing Britney Spears.

[Ao Ultimate]

This caused him

[Null]

to dance along.

[DTGR]

and sing too

[Null]

Until the pope

[BRIDGEtte]

stood up and

[SteelSpaceRanger]

started to rap

[Null]

to lil wayne.

[golden_phantom_ranger]

while white people

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Done Crank That

[DTGR]

music up load

[KamenRiderKiva]

Forgot my morpher

[BRIDGEtte]

so instead he

[Ao Ultimate]

dropped dead head.

[BRIDGEtte]

Someone saw him

[golden_phantom_ranger]

and poked him

[Raz]

with a goat

[Gone]

which had escaped

[Raz]

with your mom

[KamenRiderKiva]

munching a lemon

[Gone]

into lemony oblivion

[SteelSpaceRanger]

He found a

[golden_phantom_ranger]

hairy cough drop

[DaiRed]

and ate it

[DTGR]

then started choking

[KamenRiderKiva]

Justin performs RCP

[DaiRed]

but he died

[ThisSpaceForRent]

and was burried

[KamenRiderKiva]

Next to Hoffa

[ThisSpaceForRent]

covered in mangos

[golden_phantom_ranger]

and hypodermic needles

[ThisSpaceForRent]

until a Fairy

[golden_phantom_ranger]

summmoned Al Gore

[DTGR]

who laughed until

[golden_phantom_ranger]

global warming stopped

[Ao Ultimate]

which eliminated his

[ThisSpaceForRent]

Celtic curse wounds

[KamenRiderKiva]

coming onto him

[Raz]

with sexual feeling

[golden_phantom_ranger]

was fran drescher

[KamenRiderKiva]

with shrieking laughter

[SteelSpaceRanger]

He used Shoryuken

[ThisSpaceForRent]

to knock out

[SteelSpaceRanger]

his enemy Akuma

[ThisSpaceForRent]

who fell down

[SteelSpaceRanger]

and cried like

[ThisSpaceForRent]

a tiny infant.

[SteelSpaceRanger]

The Titanium Ranger

[Ao Ultimate]

came in and

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Pulled out his

[ThisSpaceForRent]

bag of tricks

[SteelSpaceRanger]

and Titanium Laser

[Gone]

then shot his

[DTGR]

foot as he

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Danced the tango

[golden_phantom_ranger]

with drew carey

[DTGR]

and jim carrey

[SteelSpaceRanger]

who then morphed

[Ao Ultimate]

all laughed hysterically.

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Then Gekired Appeared

[DTGR]

swearing at everyone

[SteelSpaceRanger]

he randomly kicked

[DaiRed]

Jim Carrey's nuts

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Jim Carrey Cried

[golden_phantom_ranger]

Darth Maul appeared

[ThisSpaceForRent]

with explosive diarrhea.

[DTGR]

everyone laughed and

[Raz]

fed on squirrels

[SteelSpaceRanger]

while making cake

[DTGR]

that tasted good

[KamenRiderKiva]

Hannibal Lecter Style

[ThisSpaceForRent]

with deviated rectums

[Raz]

fully of chocolaty

[Ao Ultimate]

sickness that slowly

[ThisSpaceForRent]

dripped down into

[Ao Ultimate]

the insides of

[ThisSpaceForRent]

the honey roasted

[SteelSpaceRanger]

barbecue pork ribs

[ThisSpaceForRent]

lathered in mayonaise

[Ao Ultimate]

and eaten by

[ThisSpaceForRent]

all those present.

[SteelSpaceRanger]

Kamen Rider Kiva

[Ao Ultimate]

was pissed off

[SteelSpaceRanger]

because Kivat hid

[KamenRiderKiva]

Wrapped in Haggis

[Raz]

and greasy mortadella

[DaiRed]

and was eaten

[SteelSpaceRanger]

by Super Mario

[rangerdude16]

then mario morph

[SteelSpaceRanger]

using a mushroom

[-=HMR=-]

into Godzilla's son

[DTGR]

and started dancing

[SteelSpaceRanger]

the waltz with

[ThisSpaceForRent]

television's Jerry Springer

[DTGR]

who was wearing

[SteelSpaceRanger]

a yellow bikini

[KamenRiderKiva]

Smooching with Steve

[DTGR]

Carrel who then

[golden_phantom_ranger]

grabbed carrel's kidney

[DTGR]

and kissed him.

[Raz]

Neil Patrick Harris

[SteelSpaceRanger]

is a douchebag

[BRIDGEtte]

who did not

[DTGR]

like dried fruit

[Raz]

with cream filling

[DTGR]

in tomato sauce.

[DaiRed]

But he does

[DTGR]

really like to

[DaiRed]

eat his own

[-=HMR=-]

three cheese lasagna

[Raz]

making him constipated

[golden_phantom_ranger]

ripping his insides

[DaiRed]

crapping them out

[SteelSpaceRanger]

while watching his

[DaiRed]

favorite soap operas

[SteelSpaceRanger]

and munching on

[-=HMR=-]

taco flavored fiberglass

[Raz]

which stung his

[SteelSpaceRanger]

grandmother very hard

[DTGR]

and she screamed

[DaiRed]

and fell hard

[DTGR]

breaking three ribs

[golden_phantom_ranger]

and her testicles

[BRIDGEtte]

The pain was

[Hikaru Todoroki R1]

excruciating and hurtful

[KamenRiderKiva]

not to mention

[BRIDGEtte]

she had this

[DaiRed]

horrible butt rash

[DTGR]

shaped like a

[Raz]

big, green artichoke

[KamenRiderKiva]

licking the tip

[DaiRed]

of it sensually

[SteelSpaceRanger]

she ran towards

[Ao Ultimate]

a giant carrot

[DTGR]

and started to

[golden_phantom_ranger]

violently head bang

[tsda]

until her sister

[golden_phantom_ranger]

busted her kidneys

[BRIDGEtte]

and pulled her

[tsda]

big and smelly...

[DTGR]

feet out of

[Raz]

a walruses butt

[golden_phantom_ranger]

and her hands

[DTGR]

were covered in

[tsda]

marshmallows which reminds...

[mariescott]

me of pillows

[DTGR]

on my bed.

[tsda]

However, the pillows...

[DTGR]

were in fact

[tsda]

something nasty that...

[mariescott]

I don't like.

[tsda]

Later, an old...

[Stian_Rulez]

man ate cheese

[DTGR]

with holes in.

[tsda]

However, the cheese...

[mariescott]

was very smelly.

[twister111]

Then another ranger...

:cool:

[DTGR]

walked by asking

[mariescott]

"What's that smell?"

[DTGR]

He looked around

[mariescott]

and saw many

[tsda]

kinds of candies...

[KamenRiderKiva]

filled with blueberry

[DTGR]

flavoured cotton candy

[twister111]

and, ate many...

:cool:

[DTGR]

many of them

[tsda]

until he/she exploded.

[DTGR]

Spiderman swings by

[Ao Ultimate]

and laughs before

[DTGR]

falling off his web

[Zerrock]

and into a

[SteelSpaceRanger]

delicious looking pie

[DTGR]

He started smiling

[tsda]

which he/she ate...

[PhoenixRenja]

...but the dragon...

[DTGR]

got very angry

[mariescott]

because there was

[DTGR]

only one pie

[tsda]

and it was...

[DTGR]

apple flavoured which

[mariescott]

is his favorite

[DTGR]

He then decided

[Green Space Ranger]

That he was

[DTGR]

getting pretty tired

[MMM]

to eat it.

[DTGR]

so, instead he

[mariescott]

went home and

[DTGR]

had some cake

[mariescott]

and didn't want