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Fire Warrior
08-01-2008, 03:44 AM
The rules are simple, add three words to the story. Reread it later on, it is so funny.

Once long ago,...
Null
08-01-2008, 03:46 AM
There was Midgets!
golden_phantom_ranger
08-01-2008, 03:48 AM
attacking the prostitutes
Fire Warrior
08-01-2008, 04:13 AM
with obese cats
Null
08-01-2008, 04:14 AM
That puked alot.
SilverNinjaRanger
08-01-2008, 12:31 PM
and Smoked Dope.
tsda
08-01-2008, 05:03 PM
Until something happened.
DaiRed
08-01-2008, 08:08 PM
The Dark Knight
tsda
08-01-2008, 08:09 PM
...started to sing...
DaiRed
08-01-2008, 08:52 PM
his theme song
Rebelde
08-01-2008, 08:58 PM
and he lol'd
RedJungleRanger
08-01-2008, 11:55 PM
too hard until
BRIDGEtte
08-02-2008, 12:05 AM
he couldn't breathe
Fire Warrior
08-02-2008, 12:09 AM
While eating gophers,
BRIDGEtte
08-02-2008, 12:17 AM
he saw one
ThisSpaceForRent
08-02-2008, 05:49 AM
poking his grandmother
SilverNinjaRanger
08-02-2008, 07:49 AM
He used HADOUKEN
DaiRed
08-02-2008, 08:08 PM
Which is a
BRIDGEtte
08-02-2008, 08:13 PM
power he acquired
Null
08-02-2008, 08:20 PM
By eating bacon.
BRIDGEtte
08-02-2008, 08:30 PM
He powered up
DaiRed
08-02-2008, 08:50 PM
to Super Saiyan
Null
08-03-2008, 01:14 AM
Before finally crying
BRIDGEtte
08-03-2008, 01:25 AM
and called his
Null
08-03-2008, 01:28 AM
Big purple monkey.
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-03-2008, 01:48 AM
Then he flew
Null
08-03-2008, 01:49 AM
Into chocolate pudding.
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-03-2008, 01:52 AM
but suddenly he
Null
08-03-2008, 02:06 AM
Two flying pigs.
DaiRed
08-03-2008, 03:55 AM
run him over
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-03-2008, 04:23 AM
Then Darth Vader
DaiRed
08-04-2008, 12:56 AM
with his lightsaber
DTGR
08-04-2008, 02:21 AM
starts poking him
golden_phantom_ranger
08-04-2008, 03:43 AM
in the kidneys
BRIDGEtte
08-04-2008, 03:51 AM
He laughed his
Ao Ultimate
08-04-2008, 04:05 AM
face off which
BRIDGEtte
08-04-2008, 04:11 AM
made Darth Vader
Fire Warrior
08-04-2008, 05:00 AM
smoke a joint
Null
08-04-2008, 05:43 AM
that was candy.
DTGR
08-04-2008, 11:52 AM
He liked it
SilverNinjaRanger
08-04-2008, 01:25 PM
he got high
DTGR
08-04-2008, 04:28 PM
and ran off
DaiRed
08-04-2008, 06:39 PM
to his momma
Ao Ultimate
08-04-2008, 06:50 PM
who rejected him.
DaiRed
08-04-2008, 06:57 PM
kicked him out
DTGR
08-04-2008, 07:07 PM
He started crying
DaiRed
08-04-2008, 07:12 PM
his eyes out
golden_phantom_ranger
08-04-2008, 07:14 PM
while yelling at
DaiRed
08-04-2008, 07:18 PM
many school children
Null
08-04-2008, 07:48 PM
that passed by.
DTGR
08-04-2008, 08:38 PM
They all screamed
BRIDGEtte
08-04-2008, 08:40 PM
and ran for
DTGR
08-04-2008, 08:49 PM
cover somewhere nearby
tsda
08-04-2008, 10:07 PM
but then something
BRIDGEtte
08-04-2008, 10:17 PM
tickled them to
Null
08-04-2008, 10:24 PM
Fart to death.
tsda
08-04-2008, 10:36 PM
It was a(n)...
Null
08-04-2008, 10:44 PM
very smelly day.
Iron Ranger
08-04-2008, 11:00 PM
The Power Rangers...
Null
08-04-2008, 11:07 PM
in mini skirts
DTGR
08-04-2008, 11:11 PM
dance around strangely
Null
08-04-2008, 11:21 PM
singing Britney Spears.
Ao Ultimate
08-04-2008, 11:23 PM
This caused him
Null
08-04-2008, 11:57 PM
to dance along.
DTGR
08-04-2008, 11:58 PM
and sing too
Null
08-05-2008, 12:15 AM
Until the pope
BRIDGEtte
08-05-2008, 12:17 AM
stood up and
SilverNinjaRanger
08-05-2008, 12:17 AM
started to rap
Null
08-05-2008, 12:19 AM
to lil wayne.
golden_phantom_ranger
08-05-2008, 12:32 AM
while white people
SilverNinjaRanger
08-05-2008, 12:32 AM
Done Crank That
DTGR
08-05-2008, 12:35 AM
music up load
BlueVoltronRanger
08-05-2008, 03:21 AM
Forgot my morpher
BRIDGEtte
08-05-2008, 03:36 AM
so instead he
Ao Ultimate
08-05-2008, 03:51 AM
dropped dead head.
BRIDGEtte
08-05-2008, 04:01 AM
Someone saw him
golden_phantom_ranger
08-05-2008, 05:03 AM
and poked him
Fire Warrior
08-05-2008, 05:15 AM
with a goat
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-05-2008, 05:52 AM
which had escaped
Fire Warrior
08-05-2008, 06:20 AM
with your mom
BlueVoltronRanger
08-05-2008, 06:22 AM
munching a lemon
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-05-2008, 07:17 AM
into lemony oblivion
SilverNinjaRanger
08-05-2008, 07:38 AM
He found a
golden_phantom_ranger
08-05-2008, 05:31 PM
hairy cough drop
DaiRed
08-05-2008, 07:50 PM
and ate it
DTGR
08-05-2008, 07:52 PM
then started choking
BlueVoltronRanger
08-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Justin performs RCP
DaiRed
08-05-2008, 08:08 PM
but he died
ThisSpaceForRent
08-05-2008, 08:12 PM
and was burried
BlueVoltronRanger
08-05-2008, 08:18 PM
Next to Hoffa
ThisSpaceForRent
08-05-2008, 08:21 PM
covered in mangos
golden_phantom_ranger
08-05-2008, 09:37 PM
and hypodermic needles
ThisSpaceForRent
08-05-2008, 10:46 PM
until a Fairy
golden_phantom_ranger
08-05-2008, 10:48 PM
summmoned Al Gore
DTGR
08-05-2008, 11:30 PM
who laughed until
golden_phantom_ranger
08-06-2008, 01:10 AM
global warming stopped
Ao Ultimate
08-06-2008, 01:47 AM
which eliminated his
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 02:37 AM
Celtic curse wounds
BlueVoltronRanger
08-06-2008, 03:19 AM
coming onto him
Fire Warrior
08-06-2008, 04:04 AM
with sexual feeling
golden_phantom_ranger
08-06-2008, 04:49 AM
was fran drescher
BlueVoltronRanger
08-06-2008, 05:39 AM
with shrieking laughter
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 07:23 AM
He used Shoryuken
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 07:34 AM
to knock out
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 07:46 AM
his enemy Akuma
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 08:13 AM
who fell down
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 08:21 AM
and cried like
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 08:24 AM
a tiny infant.
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 08:34 AM
The Titanium Ranger
Ao Ultimate
08-06-2008, 08:56 AM
came in and
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 09:21 AM
Pulled out his
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 09:35 AM
bag of tricks
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 11:37 AM
and Titanium Laser
«*Ж¦-Pħåzε‽-¦Ж*»
08-06-2008, 12:36 PM
then shot his
DTGR
08-06-2008, 02:09 PM
foot as he
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 02:26 PM
Danced the tango
golden_phantom_ranger
08-06-2008, 04:28 PM
with drew carey
DTGR
08-06-2008, 05:22 PM
and jim carrey
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 05:34 PM
who then morphed
Ao Ultimate
08-06-2008, 05:48 PM
all laughed hysterically.
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 07:47 PM
Then Gekired Appeared
DTGR
08-06-2008, 07:53 PM
swearing at everyone
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 07:54 PM
he randomly kicked
DaiRed
08-06-2008, 08:23 PM
Jim Carrey's nuts
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 08:46 PM
Jim Carrey Cried
golden_phantom_ranger
08-06-2008, 10:02 PM
Darth Maul appeared
ThisSpaceForRent
08-06-2008, 11:07 PM
with explosive diarrhea.
DTGR
08-06-2008, 11:12 PM
everyone laughed and
Fire Warrior
08-06-2008, 11:31 PM
fed on squirrels
SilverNinjaRanger
08-06-2008, 11:32 PM
while making cake
DTGR
08-06-2008, 11:57 PM
that tasted good
BlueVoltronRanger
08-07-2008, 12:05 AM
Hannibal Lecter Style
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 12:30 AM
with deviated rectums
Fire Warrior
08-07-2008, 12:30 AM
fully of chocolaty
Ao Ultimate
08-07-2008, 12:34 AM
sickness that slowly
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 12:34 AM
dripped down into
Ao Ultimate
08-07-2008, 12:37 AM
the insides of
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 12:39 AM
the honey roasted
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 12:41 AM
barbecue pork ribs
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 12:42 AM
lathered in mayonaise
Ao Ultimate
08-07-2008, 12:45 AM
and eaten by
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 12:47 AM
all those present.
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 12:48 AM
Kamen Rider Kiva
Ao Ultimate
08-07-2008, 12:49 AM
was pissed off
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 12:54 AM
because Kivat hid
BlueVoltronRanger
08-07-2008, 12:58 AM
Wrapped in Haggis
Fire Warrior
08-07-2008, 01:09 AM
and greasy mortadella
DaiRed
08-07-2008, 07:47 AM
and was eaten
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 08:40 AM
by Super Mario
rangerdude16
08-07-2008, 09:41 AM
then mario morph
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 09:58 AM
using a mushroom
Greyson Stone
08-07-2008, 12:15 PM
into Godzilla's son
DTGR
08-07-2008, 12:51 PM
and started dancing
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 02:14 PM
the waltz with
ThisSpaceForRent
08-07-2008, 02:49 PM
television's Jerry Springer
DTGR
08-07-2008, 03:38 PM
who was wearing
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 05:09 PM
a yellow bikini
BlueVoltronRanger
08-07-2008, 06:43 PM
Smooching with Steve
DTGR
08-07-2008, 07:30 PM
Carrel who then
golden_phantom_ranger
08-07-2008, 10:29 PM
grabbed carrel's kidney
DTGR
08-07-2008, 10:40 PM
and kissed him.
Fire Warrior
08-07-2008, 10:42 PM
Neil Patrick Harris
SilverNinjaRanger
08-07-2008, 10:44 PM
is a douchebag
BRIDGEtte
08-07-2008, 10:55 PM
who did not
DTGR
08-07-2008, 11:07 PM
like dried fruit
Fire Warrior
08-07-2008, 11:36 PM
with cream filling
DTGR
08-08-2008, 12:02 AM
in tomato sauce.
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 12:52 AM
But he does
DTGR
08-08-2008, 12:53 AM
really like to
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 12:57 AM
eat his own
Greyson Stone
08-08-2008, 01:09 AM
three cheese lasagna
Fire Warrior
08-08-2008, 02:01 AM
making him constipated
golden_phantom_ranger
08-08-2008, 02:28 AM
ripping his insides
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 07:07 AM
crapping them out
SilverNinjaRanger
08-08-2008, 07:27 AM
while watching his
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 07:30 AM
favorite soap operas
SilverNinjaRanger
08-08-2008, 07:39 AM
and munching on
Greyson Stone
08-08-2008, 08:23 AM
taco flavored fiberglass
Fire Warrior
08-08-2008, 03:20 PM
which stung his
SilverNinjaRanger
08-08-2008, 03:35 PM
grandmother very hard
DTGR
08-08-2008, 05:47 PM
and she screamed
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 07:07 PM
and fell hard
DTGR
08-08-2008, 07:45 PM
breaking three ribs
golden_phantom_ranger
08-08-2008, 08:59 PM
and her testicles
BRIDGEtte
08-08-2008, 10:58 PM
The pain was
Hikaru Todoroki R1
08-08-2008, 11:00 PM
excruciating and hurtful
BlueVoltronRanger
08-08-2008, 11:03 PM
not to mention
BRIDGEtte
08-08-2008, 11:07 PM
she had this
DaiRed
08-08-2008, 11:14 PM
horrible butt rash
DTGR
08-09-2008, 12:07 AM
shaped like a
Fire Warrior
08-09-2008, 12:09 AM
big, green artichoke
BlueVoltronRanger
08-09-2008, 12:40 AM
licking the tip
DaiRed
08-09-2008, 04:06 AM
of it sensually
SilverNinjaRanger
08-09-2008, 03:18 PM
she ran towards
Ao Ultimate
08-10-2008, 07:03 AM
a giant carrot
DTGR
08-10-2008, 12:14 PM
and started to
golden_phantom_ranger
08-10-2008, 10:15 PM
violently head bang
tsda
08-11-2008, 04:12 PM
until her sister
golden_phantom_ranger
08-11-2008, 09:36 PM
busted her kidneys
BRIDGEtte
08-11-2008, 09:40 PM
and pulled her
tsda
08-11-2008, 10:41 PM
big and smelly...
DTGR
08-11-2008, 11:57 PM
feet out of
Fire Warrior
08-12-2008, 05:11 PM
a walruses butt
golden_phantom_ranger
08-12-2008, 09:57 PM
and her hands
DTGR
08-12-2008, 11:32 PM
were covered in
tsda
08-13-2008, 01:23 AM
marshmallows which reminds...
mariescott
08-15-2008, 03:11 PM
me of pillows
DTGR
08-15-2008, 11:34 PM
on my bed.
tsda
08-16-2008, 12:30 AM
However, the pillows...
DTGR
08-16-2008, 01:08 AM
were in fact
tsda
08-18-2008, 12:40 AM
something nasty that...
mariescott
08-18-2008, 01:49 PM
I don't like.
tsda
08-19-2008, 09:58 PM
Later, an old...
Rebelde
08-22-2008, 12:57 AM
man ate cheese
DTGR
08-22-2008, 01:01 AM
with holes in.
tsda
08-25-2008, 09:49 PM
However, the cheese...
mariescott
08-26-2008, 01:40 PM
was very smelly.
twister111
08-26-2008, 01:42 PM
Then another ranger...

:cool:
DTGR
08-26-2008, 02:11 PM
walked by asking
mariescott
08-26-2008, 02:23 PM
"What's that smell?"
DTGR
08-26-2008, 02:34 PM
He looked around
mariescott
08-26-2008, 02:35 PM
and saw many
tsda
08-27-2008, 11:20 PM
kinds of candies...
BlueVoltronRanger
08-27-2008, 11:21 PM
filled with blueberry
DTGR
08-27-2008, 11:39 PM
flavoured cotton candy
twister111
08-29-2008, 10:58 AM
and, ate many...

:cool:
DTGR
08-29-2008, 12:54 PM
many of them
tsda
08-30-2008, 08:59 PM
until he/she exploded.
DTGR
08-30-2008, 11:36 PM
Spiderman swings by
Ao Ultimate
08-31-2008, 06:01 AM
and laughs before
DTGR
08-31-2008, 12:54 PM
falling off his web
Zerrock
08-31-2008, 11:28 PM
and into a
SilverNinjaRanger
09-01-2008, 06:55 PM
delicious looking pie
DTGR
09-01-2008, 10:42 PM
He started smiling
tsda
09-01-2008, 10:42 PM
which he/she ate...
PhoenixRenja
09-05-2008, 12:32 PM
...but the dragon...
DTGR
09-05-2008, 12:50 PM
got very angry
mariescott
09-05-2008, 01:35 PM
because there was
DTGR
09-05-2008, 01:39 PM
only one pie
tsda
09-09-2008, 12:43 AM
and it was...
DTGR
09-10-2008, 06:01 AM
apple flavoured which
mariescott
09-10-2008, 01:24 PM
is his favorite
DTGR
09-10-2008, 10:48 PM
He then decided
Green Space Ranger
09-10-2008, 10:49 PM
That he was
DTGR
09-10-2008, 10:58 PM
getting pretty tired
MMM
09-11-2008, 09:47 AM
to eat it.
DTGR
09-11-2008, 12:32 PM
so, instead he
mariescott
09-11-2008, 01:32 PM
went home and
DTGR
09-11-2008, 02:11 PM
had some cake
mariescott
09-11-2008, 02:17 PM
and didn't want