Raditude
09-06-2008, 11:22 PM
Countdown To A Parody (A Countdown To Destruction Parody)
I've had this in mind for 2 years, and promised it in 2006, but I'm just now getting around to writing it.
-Rad
“Astronema, now’s the time to gather all of our evil forces, so we can complete my master plan and take over the universe,” Dark Spector commanded.
“We’re almost ready Maligore,” Astronema answered.
“It’s Dark Spector you dumb bimbo.”
“Right, right,” Astronema answered. “Let the battle begin!” She walked off to address her forces.
Dark Spector looked in a handheld mirror, “Sheesh, do I really look that much like my brother?”
__________________
Astronema spoke, “When we are through, there will be no good left in the universe, no love, no happiness, no Taco Bell, no waterslides, and definitely no Youtube.”
Elgar leaned toward her, “Hey Astronema, this is 1998, Youtube hasn’t been invented yet.”
“Silence, we’ll make it so it will never be invented! There will only be chaos, anger, test patterns, and proctologist exams.”
Elgar and most of the quantrons flinched at the thought of that.
“Fight strong, and destroy all the forces of goodness, especially the Power Rangers. Go now and spread the wrath of Malig…I mean Dark Spector.
__________________
Clank walks into the Machine Empire’s layer, “Your majesty, Goldie locks, I mean Goldar, is on his way.”
“Prepare for the biggest war this galaxy has ever seen,” Mondo replied.
“Already done, Clank responded.
“Yippie,” Sprocket shouted.
“Quiet boy, you’re embarrassing me,” Mondo scolded.
__________________
As the Aquitian Rangers fought, and were being defeated, Divatox made her way through holding a mirror in her hand.
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the prettiest one of the land?”
“Astronema,” the mirror replied.
“Urrgh,” she groaned. “Ok, how bout the evilest?”
“Maligore, I mean Dark Spector.”
“Urrgh, smartest?”
“Billy Cranston,” the mirror rebutted.
Divatox groaned.
__________________
Astronema entered her Dark Fortress.
“There she is Zeddy, you tell her,” Rita shouted through a screen.
“We don’t need your plan,” Zedd started. “We have our own. Ya see, we found this egg in Angel Grove that’s really a hyperlock…”
“Silence!” Astronema started, “I make the rules, you follow orders.”
“Well who put you in charge?” Rita asked.
“Dark Spector.”
“Who?” Zedd asked.
Rita shrugged as she didn’t recognize the name.
“You know, Maligore’s twin brother,” Astronema responded.
“Oh, right, well in that case, we love your plan,” Zedd responded.
“Yeah, of course, your plan is brilliant,” Rita agreed.
Astronema then walked into the other room, where she had been holding Zordon captive for awhile.
“Well if it isn’t the big talking head himself. It looks like you’re almost out of energy. Soon you’ll be gone forever” Astronema told Zordon.
“You’ll never get away with this Astronema,” Zordon replied.
“Oh really?”
“Ya really.”
“Watch the screen closely. Look, the home of the Phantom Ranger.”
A surveillance video began to play of Astronema taking a bubblebath.
Zordon laughed.
“Hey! Who did that? That’s not funny.” Astronema shouted.
The right video came up, this time showing the Phantom Ranger being defeated on Eltar.
“You have a front row ticket to the end of your era, and the beginning of mine.”
__________________
Zhane left KO-35 to get reinforcements from the other rangers. On his galaxy glider, he encountered Velocifighters. Zhane fired with his Super Silverizer, but was no match for them. They all lined up, and did the Hitler salute, and fired knocking him off of his board. The Velocifighters lined up again, but by this time, the AstroMegaship was behind them.
Andros looked at the controls. “Fire!”
TJ panicked and looked around, “Where? Andros, now’s not the time to be playing pranks.”
“Shoot TJ.” Andros yelled.
“Don’t have to get bent outta shape,” TJ replied.
“The lasers you idiot.” Andros commanded.
“Ooooh,” TJ said, as he hit the button to fire the lasers.
Carlos put his face in his palm.
The lasers hit the Velocifighters just in time, because any longer, and Zhane would have been toast.
Aboard the Megaship, Zhane discovers that the whole universe is under attack.
“There’s over 1000 Velocifighters,” Carlos tells them.
“Where they headin?” Andros asks.
“That big blue planet over there,” Carlos responded.
“That’s Earth, Carlos,” Ashley responded.
“Oh, yeah, I knew that. Just testin ya.”
Cassie rolled her eyes.
“Earth, here we come.” Andros said, as he pulled the lever for hyper speed. The Rangers flew back against the wall.
“Oww, I hate it when he does that,” Cassie said.
They got closer to earth, and were in the midst of all the Velocifighters.
“Ready the Megalasers on my command.” Andros instructed.
“Fire!” he shouted.
“I’m not falling for that one again,” TJ responded.
Ashley rolled her eyes, and reached over and pressed the fire button for the lasers.
__________________
The 5 main rangers teleported to earth, and began to fight the Piranhatrons and Quantrons that were on the ground.
“You guys make me sick, sick, sick.” Ashley said as she pounded a Piranhatron. “Wait a minute, where have I heard that before?"
The rangers continued to fight, and directed people out from under collapsing bridges and buildings so they were right out in the open and could be hit with lasers.
“You’re trying too hard Red Ranger,” Darkonda said.
“Or not trying hard enough,” Andros replied.
Andros summoned his Battelizer, and fired missles at Darkonda, only to take out some Piranhatrons, and do more damage to the area. Ecliptor fired lasers at the Red Ranger causing his Battelizer to fail and he fell to the earth. “Ow, my back.”
__________________
Zhane continued firing upon the Velocifighters while in the AstroMegaship. They proved too much for him. He began running down the hall, “I need the MegaWinger.”
He landed in the cockpit of the Megawinger. “How’d I end up on the moon?” The Megawinger took off from its moon base and headed back to earth where Zhane once was.
“Weird.” Zhane said, as the Zord transformed to Megazord mode. He began smashing Velocifighters that were buzzing around him like flies.
__________________
The forces attacking Earth were too much for the rangers, as by now they have all been forced to demorph. The rangers retreated to a hideout right next to where the Quantrons were holding some civilian prisoners.
__________________
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the coolest in the land?” Divatox asked.
“Tommy Oliver,” the mirror responded.
“Urrgh, how bout the best singer”
“Ron Wasserman.”
“Hey, no fair, he’s not in the Power Ranger universe,” Divatox complained.
“That’s tough,” the mirror exclaimed.
__________________
Darkonda took a Velocifighter equipped with a planet busting missle.
“Now, to finish off Malidarkspector or whatever his name is,” Darkonda said.
As Dark Spector talked to Astronema, Darkonda fired his missle upon him. Dark Spector began to implode.
“No, I didn’t even get a honeymoon.” Astronema exclaimed.
Dark Spector raised up and ate Darkonda before he could fire upon Astronema. He then let out a big burp which made him explode into many pieces of molten rock. A lot of that rock headed toward earth and strategically took out 1/3 of the evil forces occupying it.
__________________
A hologram of Ecliptor appeared in the sky. “Are we on?”
Another voice in the background said “Yeah, we’re broadcasting, they can hear you.”
“Ok, Maligore has been…what?” Ecliptor started.
“Dark Spector!” the voice in the background told him.
“Right, right, Dark Spector, has been destroyed. You now serve Astronema. It is for her we fight, and she will be the supreme leader of all evil.”
Astronema then appeared on the hologram. The evil forces started bowing to her, while their captives got away.
__________________
Astronema addressed the city of Angel Grove. “The Power Rangers are among you. Surrender them to me, or else I’ll destroy the world, you have til tomorrow.”
“But Astronema, aren’t you going to destroy the world anyway?” Ecliptor asked her.
“Shhh, keep it on the D/L, what they don’t know will most certainly hurt them. Hahaha!”
__________________
A group of people were in a crowd talking.
“Where are the Power Rangers?” a former news anchor asked, “I think they left us.”
“Yeah, I think she’s right, they’ve betrayed us,” a man agreed.
“We have to believe they’re here,” Bulk said, “The rangers have never let us down.”
__________________
“Everyone’s counting on us,” Ashley said.
Zhane stumbled in. “The Winger was totaled. The rebels surrendered.”
“We’re on our own. So that means anyone who could help us has been destroyed or captured,” Cassie realized.
“Where’s that puny little runt Justin when we need him?” Carlos asked. “And the Zeo Rangers?” he added.
“They’re not under contract anymore,” TJ told him. “Saban fired them.”
“Man, there’s gotta be another way” Carlos responded.
“There is,” Andros started. “I can go aboard the Dark Fortress, and maybe talk some sense into my sister.”
“But she’s been brainwashed,” TJ replied.
“I have to give it a shot,” Andros assured him.
“Listen, we still have some time,” Ashley said. “We’re not beaten yet, right?”
“Right, let’s get to work,” Carlos said.
Everyone gathered around a table and began to strategize. No one noticed Andros slip off by himself. Well no one but Ashley.
“Going somewhere?” Ashley asked him.
“Well I was just going to go save the world and stuff, you know, Red Ranger stuff,” Andros responded.
“Andros, you can’t leave. Not without having a makeout session.”
“Huh, oh ok.” Andros smiled, because he loved this part.
“Use the buttlizer, I love that sexy butt of yours,” Ashley told him.
“Red Buttlized Ranger.”
Andros morphed into the armor which gave him a six pack and a super tight butt. Ashley ran up to him and hugged him, and squeezed his butt, before letting him go.
__________________
The next morning, Astronema was on top of a skyscraper. “Power Rangers, you’re cowards. Show yourself now, or I’ll destroy the Earth.”
“Apparently they’re going to keep them hidden from you.” Ecliptor said.
“As you wish, let the destruction of Earth…”
“Wait,” a voice called from the crowd. It was Bulk. “I am the Burgersaurus Ranger!”
Skull joined him and said “I’m the Dogosaurus Ranger.”
“Oh please,” Astronema said. “Fine, destroy them all.”
Astronema and Ecliptor blasted the city while the Quantrons started to riot.
“Hold it right there,” Zhane called.
The 5 Space Rangers minus Andros were high on a ledge.
“We, are the Power Rangers,” TJ announced. They then morphed into their respective colors.
“Them?” Bulk said in disbelief.
“I could have sworn Kimberly was the pink one.” Skull added.
“It’s Morphin Time,” Bulk said, as he pulled out a burger, and skull pulled out a hotdog.
“Burgersaurus,” Bulk yelled.
“Dogosaurus,” Skull yelled.
They each morphed into their respective ranger forms.
“Let’s get in there, who’s with me?” Bulk gave the battle cry, as all 7 rangers and the civilians rioted against the Quantrons.
__________________
Aboard the Dark Fortress, Andros made a diversion to lure Ecliptor and the Quantrons away from the main central command area. He locked the door on Ecliptor effectively keeping him out of the room. Andros walked in, trying to find his sister, but instead discovered Zordon.
“Zordon?”
“Yes, Andros, it’s me. The Earth is in grave danger. The only way to defeat all evil is to shatter my energy tube.”
“But what will happen to you?”
“I’ll be gone.”
“Aww man, I can’t do that.”
“You must, there is no other way.”
Andros summons his spiral saber. “Good bye again old friend.”
He then swung the spiral saber toward the tube, but before he reached it, he recieved an energy blast, knocking him to the floor.
“Ha, you’re not getting off that easy,” Astronema said.
“What? You were actually going to shatter my tube?” Zordon bellowed in anger. “You traitor.”
Zordon then summoned up some energy and shot it toward Andros. Andros ducked, and the energy blast from Zordon hit a truss nearby causing it to dislodge. The truss started falling toward Zordon’s tube.
Zordon watched the truss coming at him but couldn’t do anything. “Aww shi…”
Booom! The tube exploded, releasing a wave of good energy throughout the galaxy. Astronema was knocked unconscious but Andros’s ranger suit held up.
__________________
The wave hit the Machine Empire causing all of them to vaporize, but the spirits of some of the cogs were untouched and made their way to Charterville with one goal in mind, Hillhurst Mansion.
__________________
Zedd and Rita were purified, and the former Zedd asked Rita to dance.
Thrax raised up apparently unfazed. “Mommy? Daddy? What about me?
Not remembering him, Rita responded. “Get lost you little hooligan, you’re giving me a headache.“
“I’ll be back Rangers, mark my word. Well, I guess I’d better get to finding the Corona Aurora.”
__________________
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the most divalicious in the land?” Divatox asked the mirror.
The wave started coming toward her, and before the mirror could answer, she was transformed into a hippie chick from the 1960’s.
“I’m alive! I’m free!” She started laughing.
__________________
The wave finally hit Earth, destroying all the Quantrons, Piranhatrons, and the remaining generals. It also demorphed the Space Rangers, and Bulk and Skull.
Everyone started cheering and congratulating the 7 Rangers. Then the Dark Fortress made its way toward Earth. It finally landed among the people. The front hatch opened, and Andros began walking out with Astronema in his arms. He layed her down on the ground crying, thinking she was dead.
“Get her,” someone in the crowd shouted. The crowd rioted and made their way toward Astronema. They started kicking her, and curb stomping her.
“Wait, she’s my sister.” Andros said.
Everyone started attacking him as well.
“Guys, guys, wait it’s not her fault, she was brainwashed.”
The people stopped rioting around them, realizing what they were doing.
Astronema’s power wore off, and she became Karone again, but was still unconscious.
Zhane moved in toward Karone, and picked her up. He summoned the Galaxy Glider to take her back to the AstroMegaship. “This is gonna be better than a roofie.”
I've had this in mind for 2 years, and promised it in 2006, but I'm just now getting around to writing it.
-Rad
“Astronema, now’s the time to gather all of our evil forces, so we can complete my master plan and take over the universe,” Dark Spector commanded.
“We’re almost ready Maligore,” Astronema answered.
“It’s Dark Spector you dumb bimbo.”
“Right, right,” Astronema answered. “Let the battle begin!” She walked off to address her forces.
Dark Spector looked in a handheld mirror, “Sheesh, do I really look that much like my brother?”
__________________
Astronema spoke, “When we are through, there will be no good left in the universe, no love, no happiness, no Taco Bell, no waterslides, and definitely no Youtube.”
Elgar leaned toward her, “Hey Astronema, this is 1998, Youtube hasn’t been invented yet.”
“Silence, we’ll make it so it will never be invented! There will only be chaos, anger, test patterns, and proctologist exams.”
Elgar and most of the quantrons flinched at the thought of that.
“Fight strong, and destroy all the forces of goodness, especially the Power Rangers. Go now and spread the wrath of Malig…I mean Dark Spector.
__________________
Clank walks into the Machine Empire’s layer, “Your majesty, Goldie locks, I mean Goldar, is on his way.”
“Prepare for the biggest war this galaxy has ever seen,” Mondo replied.
“Already done, Clank responded.
“Yippie,” Sprocket shouted.
“Quiet boy, you’re embarrassing me,” Mondo scolded.
__________________
As the Aquitian Rangers fought, and were being defeated, Divatox made her way through holding a mirror in her hand.
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the prettiest one of the land?”
“Astronema,” the mirror replied.
“Urrgh,” she groaned. “Ok, how bout the evilest?”
“Maligore, I mean Dark Spector.”
“Urrgh, smartest?”
“Billy Cranston,” the mirror rebutted.
Divatox groaned.
__________________
Astronema entered her Dark Fortress.
“There she is Zeddy, you tell her,” Rita shouted through a screen.
“We don’t need your plan,” Zedd started. “We have our own. Ya see, we found this egg in Angel Grove that’s really a hyperlock…”
“Silence!” Astronema started, “I make the rules, you follow orders.”
“Well who put you in charge?” Rita asked.
“Dark Spector.”
“Who?” Zedd asked.
Rita shrugged as she didn’t recognize the name.
“You know, Maligore’s twin brother,” Astronema responded.
“Oh, right, well in that case, we love your plan,” Zedd responded.
“Yeah, of course, your plan is brilliant,” Rita agreed.
Astronema then walked into the other room, where she had been holding Zordon captive for awhile.
“Well if it isn’t the big talking head himself. It looks like you’re almost out of energy. Soon you’ll be gone forever” Astronema told Zordon.
“You’ll never get away with this Astronema,” Zordon replied.
“Oh really?”
“Ya really.”
“Watch the screen closely. Look, the home of the Phantom Ranger.”
A surveillance video began to play of Astronema taking a bubblebath.
Zordon laughed.
“Hey! Who did that? That’s not funny.” Astronema shouted.
The right video came up, this time showing the Phantom Ranger being defeated on Eltar.
“You have a front row ticket to the end of your era, and the beginning of mine.”
__________________
Zhane left KO-35 to get reinforcements from the other rangers. On his galaxy glider, he encountered Velocifighters. Zhane fired with his Super Silverizer, but was no match for them. They all lined up, and did the Hitler salute, and fired knocking him off of his board. The Velocifighters lined up again, but by this time, the AstroMegaship was behind them.
Andros looked at the controls. “Fire!”
TJ panicked and looked around, “Where? Andros, now’s not the time to be playing pranks.”
“Shoot TJ.” Andros yelled.
“Don’t have to get bent outta shape,” TJ replied.
“The lasers you idiot.” Andros commanded.
“Ooooh,” TJ said, as he hit the button to fire the lasers.
Carlos put his face in his palm.
The lasers hit the Velocifighters just in time, because any longer, and Zhane would have been toast.
Aboard the Megaship, Zhane discovers that the whole universe is under attack.
“There’s over 1000 Velocifighters,” Carlos tells them.
“Where they headin?” Andros asks.
“That big blue planet over there,” Carlos responded.
“That’s Earth, Carlos,” Ashley responded.
“Oh, yeah, I knew that. Just testin ya.”
Cassie rolled her eyes.
“Earth, here we come.” Andros said, as he pulled the lever for hyper speed. The Rangers flew back against the wall.
“Oww, I hate it when he does that,” Cassie said.
They got closer to earth, and were in the midst of all the Velocifighters.
“Ready the Megalasers on my command.” Andros instructed.
“Fire!” he shouted.
“I’m not falling for that one again,” TJ responded.
Ashley rolled her eyes, and reached over and pressed the fire button for the lasers.
__________________
The 5 main rangers teleported to earth, and began to fight the Piranhatrons and Quantrons that were on the ground.
“You guys make me sick, sick, sick.” Ashley said as she pounded a Piranhatron. “Wait a minute, where have I heard that before?"
The rangers continued to fight, and directed people out from under collapsing bridges and buildings so they were right out in the open and could be hit with lasers.
“You’re trying too hard Red Ranger,” Darkonda said.
“Or not trying hard enough,” Andros replied.
Andros summoned his Battelizer, and fired missles at Darkonda, only to take out some Piranhatrons, and do more damage to the area. Ecliptor fired lasers at the Red Ranger causing his Battelizer to fail and he fell to the earth. “Ow, my back.”
__________________
Zhane continued firing upon the Velocifighters while in the AstroMegaship. They proved too much for him. He began running down the hall, “I need the MegaWinger.”
He landed in the cockpit of the Megawinger. “How’d I end up on the moon?” The Megawinger took off from its moon base and headed back to earth where Zhane once was.
“Weird.” Zhane said, as the Zord transformed to Megazord mode. He began smashing Velocifighters that were buzzing around him like flies.
__________________
The forces attacking Earth were too much for the rangers, as by now they have all been forced to demorph. The rangers retreated to a hideout right next to where the Quantrons were holding some civilian prisoners.
__________________
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the coolest in the land?” Divatox asked.
“Tommy Oliver,” the mirror responded.
“Urrgh, how bout the best singer”
“Ron Wasserman.”
“Hey, no fair, he’s not in the Power Ranger universe,” Divatox complained.
“That’s tough,” the mirror exclaimed.
__________________
Darkonda took a Velocifighter equipped with a planet busting missle.
“Now, to finish off Malidarkspector or whatever his name is,” Darkonda said.
As Dark Spector talked to Astronema, Darkonda fired his missle upon him. Dark Spector began to implode.
“No, I didn’t even get a honeymoon.” Astronema exclaimed.
Dark Spector raised up and ate Darkonda before he could fire upon Astronema. He then let out a big burp which made him explode into many pieces of molten rock. A lot of that rock headed toward earth and strategically took out 1/3 of the evil forces occupying it.
__________________
A hologram of Ecliptor appeared in the sky. “Are we on?”
Another voice in the background said “Yeah, we’re broadcasting, they can hear you.”
“Ok, Maligore has been…what?” Ecliptor started.
“Dark Spector!” the voice in the background told him.
“Right, right, Dark Spector, has been destroyed. You now serve Astronema. It is for her we fight, and she will be the supreme leader of all evil.”
Astronema then appeared on the hologram. The evil forces started bowing to her, while their captives got away.
__________________
Astronema addressed the city of Angel Grove. “The Power Rangers are among you. Surrender them to me, or else I’ll destroy the world, you have til tomorrow.”
“But Astronema, aren’t you going to destroy the world anyway?” Ecliptor asked her.
“Shhh, keep it on the D/L, what they don’t know will most certainly hurt them. Hahaha!”
__________________
A group of people were in a crowd talking.
“Where are the Power Rangers?” a former news anchor asked, “I think they left us.”
“Yeah, I think she’s right, they’ve betrayed us,” a man agreed.
“We have to believe they’re here,” Bulk said, “The rangers have never let us down.”
__________________
“Everyone’s counting on us,” Ashley said.
Zhane stumbled in. “The Winger was totaled. The rebels surrendered.”
“We’re on our own. So that means anyone who could help us has been destroyed or captured,” Cassie realized.
“Where’s that puny little runt Justin when we need him?” Carlos asked. “And the Zeo Rangers?” he added.
“They’re not under contract anymore,” TJ told him. “Saban fired them.”
“Man, there’s gotta be another way” Carlos responded.
“There is,” Andros started. “I can go aboard the Dark Fortress, and maybe talk some sense into my sister.”
“But she’s been brainwashed,” TJ replied.
“I have to give it a shot,” Andros assured him.
“Listen, we still have some time,” Ashley said. “We’re not beaten yet, right?”
“Right, let’s get to work,” Carlos said.
Everyone gathered around a table and began to strategize. No one noticed Andros slip off by himself. Well no one but Ashley.
“Going somewhere?” Ashley asked him.
“Well I was just going to go save the world and stuff, you know, Red Ranger stuff,” Andros responded.
“Andros, you can’t leave. Not without having a makeout session.”
“Huh, oh ok.” Andros smiled, because he loved this part.
“Use the buttlizer, I love that sexy butt of yours,” Ashley told him.
“Red Buttlized Ranger.”
Andros morphed into the armor which gave him a six pack and a super tight butt. Ashley ran up to him and hugged him, and squeezed his butt, before letting him go.
__________________
The next morning, Astronema was on top of a skyscraper. “Power Rangers, you’re cowards. Show yourself now, or I’ll destroy the Earth.”
“Apparently they’re going to keep them hidden from you.” Ecliptor said.
“As you wish, let the destruction of Earth…”
“Wait,” a voice called from the crowd. It was Bulk. “I am the Burgersaurus Ranger!”
Skull joined him and said “I’m the Dogosaurus Ranger.”
“Oh please,” Astronema said. “Fine, destroy them all.”
Astronema and Ecliptor blasted the city while the Quantrons started to riot.
“Hold it right there,” Zhane called.
The 5 Space Rangers minus Andros were high on a ledge.
“We, are the Power Rangers,” TJ announced. They then morphed into their respective colors.
“Them?” Bulk said in disbelief.
“I could have sworn Kimberly was the pink one.” Skull added.
“It’s Morphin Time,” Bulk said, as he pulled out a burger, and skull pulled out a hotdog.
“Burgersaurus,” Bulk yelled.
“Dogosaurus,” Skull yelled.
They each morphed into their respective ranger forms.
“Let’s get in there, who’s with me?” Bulk gave the battle cry, as all 7 rangers and the civilians rioted against the Quantrons.
__________________
Aboard the Dark Fortress, Andros made a diversion to lure Ecliptor and the Quantrons away from the main central command area. He locked the door on Ecliptor effectively keeping him out of the room. Andros walked in, trying to find his sister, but instead discovered Zordon.
“Zordon?”
“Yes, Andros, it’s me. The Earth is in grave danger. The only way to defeat all evil is to shatter my energy tube.”
“But what will happen to you?”
“I’ll be gone.”
“Aww man, I can’t do that.”
“You must, there is no other way.”
Andros summons his spiral saber. “Good bye again old friend.”
He then swung the spiral saber toward the tube, but before he reached it, he recieved an energy blast, knocking him to the floor.
“Ha, you’re not getting off that easy,” Astronema said.
“What? You were actually going to shatter my tube?” Zordon bellowed in anger. “You traitor.”
Zordon then summoned up some energy and shot it toward Andros. Andros ducked, and the energy blast from Zordon hit a truss nearby causing it to dislodge. The truss started falling toward Zordon’s tube.
Zordon watched the truss coming at him but couldn’t do anything. “Aww shi…”
Booom! The tube exploded, releasing a wave of good energy throughout the galaxy. Astronema was knocked unconscious but Andros’s ranger suit held up.
__________________
The wave hit the Machine Empire causing all of them to vaporize, but the spirits of some of the cogs were untouched and made their way to Charterville with one goal in mind, Hillhurst Mansion.
__________________
Zedd and Rita were purified, and the former Zedd asked Rita to dance.
Thrax raised up apparently unfazed. “Mommy? Daddy? What about me?
Not remembering him, Rita responded. “Get lost you little hooligan, you’re giving me a headache.“
“I’ll be back Rangers, mark my word. Well, I guess I’d better get to finding the Corona Aurora.”
__________________
“Mirror mirror, in my hand, who’s the most divalicious in the land?” Divatox asked the mirror.
The wave started coming toward her, and before the mirror could answer, she was transformed into a hippie chick from the 1960’s.
“I’m alive! I’m free!” She started laughing.
__________________
The wave finally hit Earth, destroying all the Quantrons, Piranhatrons, and the remaining generals. It also demorphed the Space Rangers, and Bulk and Skull.
Everyone started cheering and congratulating the 7 Rangers. Then the Dark Fortress made its way toward Earth. It finally landed among the people. The front hatch opened, and Andros began walking out with Astronema in his arms. He layed her down on the ground crying, thinking she was dead.
“Get her,” someone in the crowd shouted. The crowd rioted and made their way toward Astronema. They started kicking her, and curb stomping her.
“Wait, she’s my sister.” Andros said.
Everyone started attacking him as well.
“Guys, guys, wait it’s not her fault, she was brainwashed.”
The people stopped rioting around them, realizing what they were doing.
Astronema’s power wore off, and she became Karone again, but was still unconscious.
Zhane moved in toward Karone, and picked her up. He summoned the Galaxy Glider to take her back to the AstroMegaship. “This is gonna be better than a roofie.”